The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half.
Now, my Woody Allen impression: I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls. It's called 'McBain: Let's Get Silly.'ĭid you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? Jay, my new film is a mixture of action und comedy. Tonight, we review an aging Charles Bronson in 'Death Wish 9.'īut first, we have a special guest: Rainer Wolfcastle, star of the reprehensible McBain movies. Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, not in Utica, no it's an Albany expression. Well, I'm from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase, 'steamed hams.' Oh, no, I said, 'steamed hams.' That's what I call hamburgers. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.
